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Create and manage member achievement badges

Admin

gold · special

Being an idiot

Founding Member

gold · founding

Original DUH3 member

PAID UP PISSPOT

gold · special

Annual membership fees paid

Mismanagement

light-blue · special

Member of the DUH3 Mismanagement team past or present

Newbie

bronze · run count

Threshold: 1

Completed first run

Regular

silver · run count

Threshold: 25

Completed 25 runs

Fifty Shades of Shiggy

black · run count

Threshold: 50

50 hashes is perfect for a hasher who's been "laid" out on trail many times or just loves a good down-down.

100 Shades Deeper – Lay Master

light-blue · run count

Threshold: 100

Building on your 50-run "Fifty Shades of Lay" now they've gone way deeper into the debauchery, earned their black belt in hashing.

150 Shades Even Deeper – Grand Lay Master

gold · run count

Threshold: 150

Continuing the "Shades" series from 50 and 100—now they've plunged so deep into hashing debauchery they're basically untouchable legends.

Bicentennial Shit-Storm Survivor – 200 & Filthy

gold · run count

Threshold: 200

Playing on "bicentennial" for 200 years/ runs, plus the glorious mess that is a long-term hashing life.

Virgin Hare No More – First Blood (Flour) Shed

bronze · hare count

Threshold: 1

Celebrates popping the hare cherry—blood/flour metaphor for the trail massacre they just unleashed on the pack.

Trails of Depravity – 10 Tortured Trails

black · hare count

Threshold: 10

Hit the big 1-0 in haring: double digits means they've caused at least 10 different kinds of suffering and are just getting warmed up. Hared 10+ times

Quarter Century of Cruelty

silver · hare count

Threshold: 25

Hare-ible Veteran (Celebrates 25 trails of pure evil genius. "Hare-ible" for the punny horror they've inflicted on the pack.)

Golden Hare Master Baiter

gold · hare count

Threshold: 50

50 Trails of Terror Awarded for haring 50+ times.

Hare Hades – Lord of the Underworld 100 Times Over

gold · hare count

Threshold: 100

Underworld ruler: 100 trails dragged the pack through hellish shiggy, dead-end alleys, and resurrection via circle beer. Now officially the god of hashing torment.

Virgin Hunter

silver · virgin count

Threshold: 5

Virginator Level 5 – 5 Fresh Meat Delivered Straightforward and proud: they've successfully herded 5 innocents into the shiggy and beer. "Fresh meat" is pure hash-speak for new virgins.

Virgin Whisperer – 15 Souls Claimed

gold · virgin count

Threshold: 15

Mystical twist on the art of sweet-talking normies into hashing.

5 Streak

silver · consecutive run_streak

Threshold: 5

Attended 5 consecutive DUH3 hashes

Double Digits of Depravity – 10 Consecutive Crimes

gold · consecutive run_streak

Threshold: 10

Attended 10 consecutive DUH3 hashes

Chimpion Hasher

gold · event winner

Has won an event on a hash.

Sings for Beer

bronze · singing

Awarded for singing enthusiastically at beer stops.

Circle Singer

bronze · singing

Awarded for active participation in circle songs.

Accuser

bronze · accusation count

Threshold: 5

For making 5 accusations during hash circles.

Grand Accuser

silver · accusation count

Threshold: 20

For making 20+ accusations during hash circles.

Circle Master

silver · circle master

Recognizes those who have acted as circle master.

HAsh Crash

black · on after

Caught sleeping at the table during the On After.

"Shiny Shoe Shame Badge"

gold · special

Caught wearing new shoes on trail

"Stealth Shoe Ninja"

gold · special

The ninja who wore brand-new trainers the entire trail and somehow escaped the circle’s radar. Legend.

"The Bermuda Shorts Triangle" (Getting Lost)

gold · special

The Legend: Vanished without a trace into a mysterious suburban vortex where GPS signals die and dignity goes to perish. Eventually emerged from a cul-de-sac three suburbs away asking "Did I miss the beer check?"