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Top Secret • DUH3 Intelligence Division
Know Ur Mismanagement
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7 Operatives Active Committee Monthly Meetings
Warning: These individuals are responsible for making DUH3 either awesome or a complete disaster. Handle with beer.
CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-001
Hash Name
Anal Hygiene
Real Name
Jason
⚠ THREAT: MINIMAL
Runs
211
Hares
93
Virgins
40
Intelligence Notes
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● ACTIVE OPERATIVE
CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-002
Hash Name
Travels For Anal
Real Name
Umesh
⚠ THREAT: LOW
Runs
20
Hares
3
Virgins
4
Intelligence Notes
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● ACTIVE OPERATIVE
CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-003
Hash Name
Cock Smasher
Real Name
Manuele
⚠ THREAT: SEVERE
Runs
28
Hares
10
Virgins
0
Intelligence Notes
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CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-004
Hash Name
Spicy Meatballs
Real Name
Hannah
⚠ THREAT: SEVERE
Runs
140
Hares
34
Virgins
18
Intelligence Notes
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CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-005
Hash Name
Feed the Pussy
Real Name
knapp.shawn
⚠ THREAT: MINIMAL
Runs
15
Hares
3
Virgins
0
Intelligence Notes
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● ACTIVE OPERATIVE
CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-006
Hash Name
x*DUH3*x
Real Name
Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers
⚠ THREAT: MINIMAL
Runs
0
Hares
0
Virgins
0
Intelligence Notes
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CLASSIFIED
DUH3 INTELLIGENCE FILE
REF: MM-007
Hash Name
Cums in Misery
Real Name
dali
⚠ THREAT: MINIMAL
Runs
21
Hares
3
Virgins
3
Intelligence Notes
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● ACTIVE OPERATIVE
DUH3 Mismanagement Division • Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers
