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DUH3 Jukebox
The anthems that keep us running! 🏃♂️
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D.U.H.3 (Don’t You Hurry to the Toilet)
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Dongcheng streets Sweat and steam We chase a trail We chase a dream (that dream is… toilets) [Verse 1] Meet up late Plastic cup Warm beer Someone yells “Alright you weirdos Over here” New shoes Lost soul Trying not to show fear They only told me one rule “Never trust that beer” We start slow Then we start to jog Follow chalk Through traffic and smog Down one alley Hit our first snag Someone gasps out three words “I forgot… my… bag” [Pre-Chorus] But a bigger problem’s Brewing in our guts Every step we take Just jiggles it up [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till your stomach says you must Then you waddle in a worry D.U.H.3 We’re not racing We’re just praying For a toilet Any toilet Under flickering lights we’re staying Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We raise our fears of Finding toilets in the back of shops tonight (oh yeah) [Verse 2] First stop Corner shop “Ni hao Can we use?” Owner shakes his head We do the pee-pee dance in twos One brave hasher pleads Hands pressed Half bow “I buy beer You got key?” He just laughs Says “maybe now” Through a stockroom maze Past a mop and a cat One lone squat throne We all cheer at that There’s a line out the door We’re timing like a race “Thirty seconds Move it!” It’s a fast-paced place [Pre-Chorus] Then back on the trail Bladders briefly blessed Until the beer kicks back Right into our chests [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry But your stomach’s yelling “go” Every lamp post looks so furry D.U.H.3 We’re not sprinters We’re just sinners Chasing chalk and chasing signs For public toilets by the vendors Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We lose our dignity At every public stall in sight (hey!) [Verse 3] Hit the little park With the fake rock view There’s a “toilet” sign Pointing left Then… nothing Cool We wander in circles Past an old man’s game He just chuckles softly He has seen this pain Someone spots that block Ugly greenish door You’d think it was a bunker From a long-forgotten war Half the lights are busted Floor’s a crime scene We share that haunted smile “This is five-star clean” [Pre-Chorus] We line up like soldiers Waiting for our turn Every exit from that stall Feels like a fresh rebirth [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till you’re clenching every step Then you crab-walk in a flurry D.U.H.3 We’re explorers We’re adorers Of each toilet that appears Like a temple to our poor cores Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We sign our story In the guestbook of that porcelain shrine tonight (oh baby) [Bridge] [Beat drops to half-time Crowd chant] Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) What we need? (Restroom pee!) Where we go? (Back of store!) Will it lock? (Hope so, sure!) Dongguan nights Sweat-soaked vests Every bar Another test Raise that cup To our true gods Park bushes Staff toilets And suspicious back doors [Call-and-response] Leader: “Is that bush okay?” Crowd
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Travels for Anal
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D.U.H.3 Baddadan Hard
Tune: Drum 'n Base
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D.U.H.3 Dongcheng crew Runners ready? (Yeah yeah!) [Verse 1] Lace up quick That city’s callin Meet at the bar Pre-trail stallin Down that pint Then we start joggin Laugh so loud The guards come walkin QR code on a cracked grey wall Flour on the curb We follow it all Wrong turn Right turn Check that mark Someone shout “ON ON!” in the dark [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 badder than badderers (hey!) Run then drink We the stamina carriers Street to the bar Then the bar to the carriers Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers On-on loud We the banter barrier Sweat then beer Yeah the crew move various D.U.H.3 D.U.H.3 (too dangerous) [Verse 2] Sweaty backs on a broken stair Hare’s long gone We still don’t care Lost again by the dumpling stand Short cut Long cut Wrong turn gang Office tower Moon on glass Traffic jam We still dash past Circle up That chalk on ground Down-down ready Make that sound (woah) [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 badder than badderers (yeah!) Run then drink We the stamina carriers Street to the bar Then the bar to the carriers Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers On-on loud We the banter barrier Sweat then beer Yeah the crew move various D.U.H.3 D.U.H.3 (too dangerous) [Bridge] Hash name shouted in the neon rain One more beer for the weekday pain Strangers stare but they want that fun We just laugh and we start that run [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 badder than badderers (hey!) Run then drink We the stamina carriers Street to the bar Then the bar to the carriers Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers On-on loud We the banter barrier Sweat then beer Yeah the crew move various D.U.H.3 D.U.H.3 (too dangerous)
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D.U.H.3 Baddadan Acca
Tune: Drum 'n Base
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D.U.H.3 Dongcheng crew Runners ready? (Yeah yeah!) [Verse 1] Lace up quick That city’s callin Meet at the bar Pre-trail stallin Down that pint Then we start joggin Laugh so loud The guards come walkin QR code on a cracked grey wall Flour on the curb We follow it all Wrong turn Right turn Check that mark Someone shout “ON ON!” in the dark [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 badder than badderers (hey!) Run then drink We the stamina carriers Street to the bar Then the bar to the carriers Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers On-on loud We the banter barrier Sweat then beer Yeah the crew move various D.U.H.3 D.U.H.3 (too dangerous) [Verse 2] Sweaty backs on a broken stair Hare’s long gone We still don’t care Lost again by the dumpling stand Short cut Long cut Wrong turn gang Office tower Moon on glass Traffic jam We still dash past Circle up That chalk on ground Down-down ready Make that sound (woah) [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 badder than badderers (yeah!) Run then drink We the stamina carriers Street to the bar Then the bar to the carriers Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers On-on loud We the banter barrier Sweat then beer Yeah the crew move various D.U.H.3 D.U.H.3 (too dangerous) [Bridge] Hash name shouted in the neon rain One more beer for the weekday pain Strangers stare but they want that fun We just laugh and we start that run [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 badder than badderers (hey!) Run then drink We the stamina carriers Street to the bar Then the bar to the carriers Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers On-on loud We the banter barrier Sweat then beer Yeah the crew move various D.U.H.3 D.U.H.3 (too dangerous)
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D.U.H.3 Forever
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Saturday sneakers by the subway door Trail map crumpled in a sweaty hand Chasing chalk arrows down old hutong walls Laughing too hard to really plan [Chorus] D.U.H.3 We’re running to the bar Every false trail Every scar Dust on our shoes Good friends right here D.U.H.3 We’re chasing cold beer (ohhh D.U.H.3) We’re chasing cold beer [Verse 2] Check in the courtyard Stories on repeat New kid wondering what they’re doing here Circle gets louder as the sun slips low Only thing certain is the ice‑cold beer [Chorus] D.U.H.3 We’re running to the bar Every false trail Every scar Dust on our shoes Good friends right here D.U.H.3 We’re chasing cold beer (hey, hey D.U.H.3) We’re chasing cold beer [Bridge] Lost on paper Found in the pack Front runners flying Walkers out back Different lives One loud cheer One silly name One more beer [Chorus] D.U.H.3 We’re running to the bar Every long hill Every star Sweat on our backs Good fools right here D.U.H.3 Forever on beer (raise it up now) D.U.H.3 Forever on beer
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Can’t Trust a D.U.H.3 Hare
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We’re chasin’ down a trail through Dongcheng town Hare points left We all go down He swore it was “just one more street” Now we’re lost and low on beer and feet [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Can’t be trusted (hey!) Every “on-on” gets adjusted If the hare’s lips move They’re lyin’ But we’ll still keep runnin’ (and drinkin’) Yeah We’ll still keep runnin’ and laughin’ at the hare
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Cumming 4 U
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Cumming 4 U's Burger Fury
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DFV Demon
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The DFV
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Willy Wanker
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Peed Da Pan ts
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Peed Da Pan ts HashLife
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Travels on base
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Ninou de slayer (Marianne)
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Ninou the slayer (Marianne)
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DFV the Hasher
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Rabid Arsehole
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Feed the Pussy
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Pussy Pussy Pussy
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Willy Wamker
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Two Time Snoozer
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Trail Till The Keg (D.U.H.3.)
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Trail Baker
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Trail & Bake
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The tale of the Cock Smasher
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The Jolly 2 x Snoozer
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The Ballad of D.U.H
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Tall Bald Skinny Cock Smasher
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Spicy Meatballs
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Spicy Meatballs (D.U.H.3. Anthem)
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Spicy Hot!
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Spice Up Our Life
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Spice it Up
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song of the anal hygiene
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Smile like a Cum Slut
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Slap the Dick
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Short cutting to the next cold beer
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Shoot The Hare (D.U.H.3. Anthem)
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Saturday D.U.H.3. Runs
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Saturday D.U.H.3. Run
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Run Into The Duh3 Zone
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Run Into The Danger Zone
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Pink Misery
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Pink in Misery
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Pee The Pants no D.U.H
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Pamper Pusher Happy Dance
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One Eyed Willy
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Misery in Pink
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Messy in Dongcheng
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Lion King 2 x Snoozer
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Les Roast beefs et les Escargots
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Les Roast beefs et les Escargots 2
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Legend of Travels for Anal
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La Chanson du Hasher Français
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Ice Cold Beer in D.U.H
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I Shot The Hare Not The Deputy (D.U.H.3.)
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I Shot The Hare (D.U.H.3.)
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I Shot The Hare (D.U.H.3. Anthem)
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I Shot The Hare (But I Didn’t Shoot D.U.H.3.)
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House of DUH3
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Hashing Sun DUH3
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Gravy Over Garlic in the DUH3
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Getting Messy in Dongcheng
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Freeloading in Fun
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Freeloading Fun
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Freeloaders Story
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DUH3 Toilets
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DUH3 Tech
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DUH3 Luvs Gravy Over Garlic
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DUH3 Draf en Diere Drama
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DUH3 chill
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DUH3 beats
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Dongcheng Urban Grunge Run
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Dongcheng Tech (DUH3)
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Dongcheng Runners (D.U.H.3.)
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Dongcheng Draf En Drink
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Dongcheng D.U.H.3 Anthem
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Dick be Slapped
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D.U.H.3. Saturday's
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D.U.H.3. Saturday
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D.U.H.3. Reggae Sun Run
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D.U.H.3. Reggae Run
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D.U.H.3. (Sweat On Your Face)
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D.U.H.3. (Dongcheng Urban Hash Song)
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D.U.H.3. (Don’t You Hesitate)
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D.U.H.3 Gettin Messy in Dongcheng
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D.U.H.3 Country
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D.H.U.3 Draf en Diere Drama
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Cums in Misery
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Cum Slut Smile
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Cock Smasher Tear
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But I Didn’t Shoot The... D.U.H.3
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Bouncy Bitch de la D.U.H
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Bake Da Trail
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Bake a Trail
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Anal's Ice cold beer
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A Tale of the Cock Smasher
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(Hash So Hard) D.U.H.3
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(D.U.H.3.) Dongcheng Runners
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D.U.H.3 Messy in Dongcheng
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[Verse 1] Friday night Same old chat group pinging Circle form And the first song singing Red dress Trail shoes Cheap street beer Check-back calls cutting through my ear Who’s on chalk Who’s on the down-down duty My calves tight But the chaos suits me Weaving past scooters and steamed bao stands Mismatched socks and fluorescent bands [Chorus] D.U.H.3 We’re a beautiful mess in Dongcheng Spilling our drinks in the briefing ring Laugh till we cough Then we run again D.U.H.3 Every wrong turn still feels right Lost on trail in the neon night Hearts off trail but we hold on tight D.U.H.3 [Verse 2] Hare says “straight” So we all turn right Short-cut crew Vanishing from sight Someone slips On a curbside gutter We just howl as the headlights flutter Late check-in At the corner store cooler Warm cheap cans Never tasted cooler Sweat-soaked shirt and a borrowed name Circle up It’s the walk of shame [Chorus] D.U.H.3 We’re a beautiful mess in Dongcheng Spilling our drinks in the briefing ring Laugh till we cough Then we run again D.U.H.3 Every wrong turn still feels right Lost on trail in the neon night Hearts off trail but we hold on tight D.U.H.3 [Bridge] Who are we Just clowns in trainers Chasing marks on the road like saviors One big joke Till the day is through But the world feels lighter When I run with you (hey!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3 We’re a beautiful mess in Dongcheng Spilling our drinks in the briefing ring Laugh till we cough Then we run again D.U.H.3 Every wrong turn still feels right Lost on trail in the neon night Hearts off trail but we hold on tight D.U.H.3
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D.U.H.3 (Hurry to the Toilet)
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Dongcheng streets Sweat and steam We chase a trail We chase a dream Cold beer Someone yells “Alright you weirdos Over here” New shoes Lost soul Trying not to show fear They only told me one rule “Never trust that hare” We start slow Then we start to jog Follow chalk Through traffic and smog Down one alley Hit our first snag Someone gasps out three words “I forgot… my… name” [Pre-Chorus] But a bigger problem’s Brewing in our guts Every step we take Just jiggles it up [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till your stomach says you must Then you waddle in a worry D.U.H.3 We’re not racing We’re just praying For a toilet Any toilet Under flickering lights we’re staying Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We raise our fears of Finding toilets in the back of shops tonight (oh yeah) [Verse 2] First stop Corner shop “Ni hao Can we use?” Owner shakes his head We do the pee-pee dance in twos One brave hasher pleads Hands pressed Half bow “I buy beer You got key?” He just laughs Says “maybe now” Through a stockroom maze Past a mop and a cat One lone squat throne We all cheer at that There’s a line out the door We’re timing like a race “Thirty seconds Move it!” It’s a fast-paced place [Pre-Chorus] Then back on the trail Bladders briefly blessed Until the beer kicks back Right into our chests [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry But your stomach’s yelling “go” Every lamp post looks so furry D.U.H.3 We’re not sprinters We’re just sinners Chasing chalk and chasing signs For public toilets by the vendors Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We lose our dignity At every public stall in sight (hey!) [Verse 3] Hit the little park With the fake rock view There’s a “toilet” sign Pointing left Then… nothing Cool We wander in circles Past an old man’s game He just chuckles softly He has seen this pain Someone spots that block Ugly greenish door You’d think it was a bunker From a long-forgotten war Half the lights are busted Floor’s a crime scene We share that haunted smile “This is five-star clean” [Pre-Chorus] We line up like soldiers Waiting for our turn Every exit from that stall Feels like a fresh rebirth [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till you’re clenching every step Then you crab-walk in a flurry D.U.H.3 We’re explorers We’re adorers Of each toilet that appears Like a temple to our poor cores Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We sign our story In the guestbook of that porcelain shrine tonight (oh baby) [Bridge] [Beat drops to half-time Crowd chant] Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) What we need? (Restroom pee!) Where we go? (Back of store!) Will it lock? (Hope so, sure!) Dongguan nights Sweat-soaked vests Every bar Another test Raise that cup To our true gods Park bushes Staff toilets And suspicious back doors [Call-and-response] Leader: “Is that bush okay?” Crowd
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(Hurry to the Toilet) D.U.H.3
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Dongcheng streets Sweat and steam We chase a trail We chase a dream Cold beer Someone yells “Alright you weirdos Over here” New shoes Lost soul Trying not to show fear They only told me one rule “Never trust that hare” We start slow Then we start to jog Follow chalk Through traffic and smog Down one alley Hit our first snag Someone gasps out three words “I forgot… my… name” [Pre-Chorus] But a bigger problem’s Brewing in our guts Every step we take Just jiggles it up [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till your stomach says you must Then you waddle in a worry D.U.H.3 We’re not racing We’re just praying For a toilet Any toilet Under flickering lights we’re staying Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We raise our fears of Finding toilets in the back of shops tonight (oh yeah) [Verse 2] First stop Corner shop “Ni hao Can we use?” Owner shakes his head We do the pee-pee dance in twos One brave hasher pleads Hands pressed Half bow “I buy beer You got key?” He just laughs Says “maybe now” Through a stockroom maze Past a mop and a cat One lone squat throne We all cheer at that There’s a line out the door We’re timing like a race “Thirty seconds Move it!” It’s a fast-paced place [Pre-Chorus] Then back on the trail Bladders briefly blessed Until the beer kicks back Right into our chests [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry But your stomach’s yelling “go” Every lamp post looks so furry D.U.H.3 We’re not sprinters We’re just sinners Chasing chalk and chasing signs For public toilets by the vendors Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We lose our dignity At every public stall in sight (hey!) [Verse 3] Hit the little park With the fake rock view There’s a “toilet” sign Pointing left Then… nothing Cool We wander in circles Past an old man’s game He just chuckles softly He has seen this pain Someone spots that block Ugly greenish door You’d think it was a bunker From a long-forgotten war Half the lights are busted Floor’s a crime scene We share that haunted smile “This is five-star clean” [Pre-Chorus] We line up like soldiers Waiting for our turn Every exit from that stall Feels like a fresh rebirth [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till you’re clenching every step Then you crab-walk in a flurry D.U.H.3 We’re explorers We’re adorers Of each toilet that appears Like a temple to our poor cores Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We sign our story In the guestbook of that porcelain shrine tonight (oh baby) [Bridge] [Beat drops to half-time Crowd chant] Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) What we need? (Restroom pee!) Where we go? (Back of store!) Will it lock? (Hope so, sure!) Dongguan nights Sweat-soaked vests Every bar Another test Raise that cup To our true gods Park bushes Staff toilets And suspicious back doors [Call-and-response] Leader: “Is that bush okay?” Crowd
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South China Sun and D.U.H.3
Tune: Country
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South China sun Shoes on the road Dongguan dust Let that story unfold (hey!) [Verse 1] Saturday morning Sweat on my brow Dongcheng streets We’re meetin’ up now Paint on the sidewalk Arrows in chalk New kids askin’ “What’s this walk?” This ain’t a walk Son This is a chase Hounds on the trail Heart in the race Hash name shouted Somebody cussed D.U.H.3 rollin’ on the back of that bus [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 under that South China sun If you’re drinkin’ water You ain’t in our carriers Ice cold beer when the run is done Raise that can Feel the foam run down Sing it loud Scare the straight-laced crowd Dongguan runnin’ ‘til the day is done Then we drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son (hey!) Yeah We drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son [Verse 2] Whistle blow And the pack takes flight Trail through factories Neon daylight Past old ladies shoutin’ from chairs Kids all laughin’ at our wild-ass wear Flour on the corner False trail sign Half the pack lost Yellin’ “Check that line!” Short-cut sinners cuttin’ through that park Front-runners braggin’ like they’re NASCAR [Pre-Chorus] Shirts all soaked Socks all red clay Every wrong turn just part of the play You ask why we do it Mile after mile Stick around the circle You’ll get it in a while [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 under that South China sun If you’re drinkin’ water You ain’t in our carriers Ice cold beer when the run is done Raise that can Feel the foam run down Sing it loud Scare the straight-laced crowd Dongguan runnin’ ‘til the day is done Then we drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son Yeah We drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son [Verse 3] Circle up Someone bang that pot Virgin in the middle Make it hot Down-down songs that ain’t quite clean Stories ’bout the strangest sights we’ve seen Hare’s on trial for every hill we climbed “Too much tarmac Bad trail design!” Judge in a tutu slammin’ the call Then we drink those cans till we can’t stand tall (ooh yeah) [Pre-Chorus] Someone tradin’ hash names Laughin’ hard Someone losin’ shoes in a drainage yard You say it’s crazy Say it’s insane But crazy feels great rollin’ through these veins [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 under that South China sun If you’re drinkin’ water You ain’t in our carriers Ice cold beer when the run is done Raise that can Feel the foam run down Sing it loud Scare the straight-laced crowd Dongguan runnin’ ‘til the day is done Then we drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son Yeah We drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son [Bridge] [Claps and stomps Crowd shout] Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) Where we from? (Dongguan, baby!) What we drink? (Ice cold beer!) What’s that water? (That’s for wimps right here!) Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) Chase that trail (Let the hounds run free) South China sun burnin’ hot and mean Cold beer colder than a mountain stream (hey!) [Verse 4] Sun goin’ down on the Pearl River haze We’re still laughin’ ‘bout the day’s old maze Sweat-ring halos on our stained old tees Mud on our
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D.U.H.3 and South China Sun
Tune: Country
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South China sun Shoes on the road Dongguan dust Let that story unfold (hey!) [Verse 1] Saturday morning Sweat on my brow Dongcheng streets We’re meetin’ up now Paint on the sidewalk Arrows in chalk New kids askin’ “What’s this walk?” This ain’t a walk Son This is a chase Hounds on the trail Heart in the race Hash name shouted Somebody cussed D.U.H.3 rollin’ on the back of that bus [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 under that South China sun If you’re drinkin’ water You ain’t in our carriers Ice cold beer when the run is done Raise that can Feel the foam run down Sing it loud Scare the straight-laced crowd Dongguan runnin’ ‘til the day is done Then we drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son (hey!) Yeah We drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son [Verse 2] Whistle blow And the pack takes flight Trail through factories Neon daylight Past old ladies shoutin’ from chairs Kids all laughin’ at our wild-ass wear Flour on the corner False trail sign Half the pack lost Yellin’ “Check that line!” Short-cut sinners cuttin’ through that park Front-runners braggin’ like they’re NASCAR [Pre-Chorus] Shirts all soaked Socks all red clay Every wrong turn just part of the play You ask why we do it Mile after mile Stick around the circle You’ll get it in a while [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 under that South China sun If you’re drinkin’ water You ain’t in our carriers Ice cold beer when the run is done Raise that can Feel the foam run down Sing it loud Scare the straight-laced crowd Dongguan runnin’ ‘til the day is done Then we drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son Yeah We drink Circle up Someone bang that pot Virgin in the middle Make it hot Down-down songs that ain’t quite clean Stories ’bout the strangest sights we’ve seen Hare’s on trial for every hill we climbed “Too much tarmac Bad trail design!” Judge in a tutu slammin’ the call Then we drink those cans till we can’t stand tall (ooh yeah) [Pre-Chorus] Someone tradin’ hash names Laughin’ hard Someone losin’ shoes in a drainage yard You say it’s crazy Say it’s insane But crazy feels great rollin’ through these veins [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 under that South China sun If you’re drinkin’ water You ain’t in our carriers Ice cold beer when the run is done Raise that can Feel the foam run down Sing it loud Scare the straight-laced crowd Dongguan runnin’ ‘til the day is done Then we drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son Yeah We drink ’cause water’s for wimps My son [Bridge] [Claps and stomps Crowd shout] Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) Where we from? (Dongguan, baby!) What we drink? (Ice cold beer!) What’s that water? (That’s for wimps right here!) Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) Chase that trail (Let the hounds run free) South China sun burnin’ hot and mean Cold beer colder than a mountain stream (hey!) [Verse 4] Sun goin’ down on the Pearl River haze We’re still laughin’ ‘bout the day’s old maze Sweat-ring halos on our stained old tees Mud on our
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Ice Cold Beer in D.U.H.3
Tune: Reggae
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Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 Ya know? Saturday setting South China style Run hard Drink harder [Verse 1] Lace up Sunshine on the factory wall Concrete trail We answer the call Dongguan streets Chalk marks on the ground Hare shout "On-on!" and we circle around Sweat drip Shirt stick to my back Dust rise up from the old dirt track But I smell that cooler by the car park gate Ice clink Foam fizz I can’t wait [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) [Verse 2] Hare get cheeky Send us through the mall Shop girls laughing when they see us all Short cut Long cut Which one true? Hashers lost in a noodle shop queue We dodge scooters Weave through a game of mahjong Kids point at the crazy running throng City high-rise Laundry in the sky We just follow that paper Don’t ask why [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) [Verse 3] Circle up Sun dropping down slow Hare in the middle Everybody in a row Down-down song for the new guy shy Spill a little brew when the jokes fly high Stories from the trail All twisted and tall "Remember that river? You almost did fall" Laughter louder than the traffic hum Every sip saying more good times to come [Pre-Chorus] Pass me the bottle Pass me the can Cool in my hand Cool in my hand Sweat on my face But the mind feel clear I didn’t come this far to drink plain water here (no way) [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) [Bridge] Dongcheng massive How you feel? (hey!) Hashers in the circle Keep it real (hey!) From the factory gate to the riverside pier We run for the fun and we stay for the beer South China sweat on an old side street Rubber on the road and rhythm in the feet Some people sip from a bottle too clear But my cool salvation is golden beer [Chant] D-U-H-3 On-on! (on-on!) D-U-H-3 Run strong! (run strong!) D-U-H-3 What you want here? Beer! Beer! Ice cold beer! [Verse 4] Saturday night Neon on the sign Table full of hashers in a crooked line Map on the wall with the trails we’ve done Every little scribble is another run Passport stamps and fading tattoos But the best mark left is the friends we choose When the week hit hard and the boss too near We just count down days till that hash-day cheer [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!)
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D.U.H.3 Ice Cold Beer
Tune: Reggae
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Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 Ya know? Saturday setting South China style Run hard Drink harder [Verse 1] Lace up Sunshine on the factory wall Concrete trail We answer the call Dongguan streets Chalk marks on the ground Hare shout "On-on!" and we circle around Sweat drip Shirt stick to my back Dust rise up from the old dirt track But I smell that cooler by the car park gate Ice clink Foam fizz I can’t wait [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) [Verse 2] Hare get cheeky Send us through the mall Shop girls laughing when they see us all Short cut Long cut Which one true? Hashers lost in a noodle shop queue We dodge scooters Weave through a game of mahjong Kids point at the crazy running throng City high-rise Laundry in the sky We just follow that paper Don’t ask why [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) [Verse 3] Circle up Sun dropping down slow Hare in the middle Everybody in a row Down-down song for the new guy shy Spill a little brew when the jokes fly high Stories from the trail All twisted and tall "Remember that river? You almost did fall" Laughter louder than the traffic hum Every sip saying more good times to come [Pre-Chorus] Pass me the bottle Pass me the can Cool in my hand Cool in my hand Sweat on my face But the mind feel clear I didn’t come this far to drink plain water here (no way) [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that cheer If you thirsty from the trail Make it crystal clear Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) [Bridge] Dongcheng massive How you feel? (hey!) Hashers in the circle Keep it real (hey!) From the factory gate to the riverside pier We run for the fun and we stay for the beer South China sweat on an old side street Rubber on the road and rhythm in the feet Some people sip from a bottle too clear But my cool salvation is golden beer [Chant] D-U-H-3 On-on! (on-on!) D-U-H-3 Run strong! (run strong!) D-U-H-3 What you want here? Beer! Beer! Ice cold beer! [Verse 4] Saturday night Neon on the sign Table full of hashers in a crooked line Map on the wall with the trails we’ve done Every little scribble is another run Passport stamps and fading tattoos But the best mark left is the friends we choose When the week hit hard and the boss too near We just count down days till that hash-day cheer [Chorus] We say D.U.H.3 Run on Saturday Dongcheng crew keep the stress away In the South China heat What we reaching for here? Ice cold beer Ice cold beer (not water!) D.U.H.3 Let the circle appear Raise that can Raise that
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D.U.H.3 Drama Drank En
Tune: Afrikaans
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Saterdag oggend Kop is deurmekaar Katers Kouse Kortbroek Klaar Dongguan strate Smog en sweet D.U.H.3 Ons hardloop teen die hitte Checkers gil: “On-on Jy’s te stadig!” Ek soek net skadu Raak al naarig En skielik tref dit my soos ‘n bus Ek kort ‘n piepie Dis erns Dis rus [Chorus] Elke keer as ek wil piepie Daar’s die Zulu weer Ek kruip agter ‘n bos Hy staan sommer langs my neer Ek kyk af Kyk op Ek bid net hy verdwyn Want sy “equipment” lyk gevaarlik groot in my brein Elke keer as ek wil piepie Pop hy uit soos ‘n spook Hy glimlag net so breed Ek voel skielik maar taamlik broos [Verse 2] By die brug Ek duck agter ‘n muur Knoop al oop Dis amper vuur Toe hoor ek voete Trommel-trom Hy’s weer daar Met daai selfde dom glimlag om “Hoe gaan dit My vriend?” vra hy so kalm Ek probeer fokus Hand teen palm Maar my selfvertroue krimp soos ‘n slak As ek sy kant toe kyk Raak ek weer papwak [Chorus] Elke keer as ek wil piepie Daar’s die Zulu weer Ek kruip agter ‘n bos Hy staan sommer langs my neer Ek kyk af Kyk op Ek bid net hy verdwyn Want sy “equipment” lyk gevaarlik groot in my brein Elke keer as ek wil piepie Pop hy uit soos ‘n spook Hy glimlag net so breed Ek voel skielik maar taamlik broos [Bridge] [Halftime Stem half-gesing Half-gefluister] In die stegie By die hek Achter ‘n taxi Selfde trek By die winkel By die boom Elke keer as ek wil mik Verskyn hy weer in my woon [Beat terug vol in Skreeu-agtige koor] Is hy wérklik daar Of net in my kop? (oeh ja!) Is dit net die bier wat my brein laat flop? (hey!) Hardloop vinniger Maat Vergeet van formaat Jy’s nog steeds ‘n legend in die D.U.H.3-straat! [Chorus] Elke keer as ek wil piepie Daar’s die Zulu weer Ek kruip agter ‘n bos Hy staan sommer langs my neer Ek kyk af Kyk op Ek bid net hy verdwyn Want sy “equipment” lyk gevaarlik groot in my brein Elke keer as ek wil piepie Pop hy uit soos ‘n spook Maar ek lag nou saam met hom Want die hele storie’s strokiesboek [Outro] Saterdag hash Selfde gejaag Dongcheng stof en bier wat plaag As ek weer ‘n pispas kry in die stad Hoop ek my Zulu-spook hardloop saam en lag homself ook nat (hey!)
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Dongcheng Drank En D.U.H.3 Drama
Tune: Afrikaans
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Saterdag oggend Kop is deurmekaar Katers Kouse Kortbroek Klaar Dongguan strate Smog en sweet D.U.H.3 Ons hardloop teen die hitte Checkers gil: “On-on Jy’s te stadig!” Ek soek net skadu Raak al naarig En skielik tref dit my soos ‘n bus Ek kort ‘n piepie Dis erns Dis rus [Chorus] Elke keer as ek wil piepie Daar’s die Zulu weer Ek kruip agter ‘n bos Hy staan sommer langs my neer Ek kyk af Kyk op Ek bid net hy verdwyn Want sy “equipment” lyk gevaarlik groot in my brein Elke keer as ek wil piepie Pop hy uit soos ‘n spook Hy glimlag net so breed Ek voel skielik maar taamlik broos [Verse 2] By die brug Ek duck agter ‘n muur Knoop al oop Dis amper vuur Toe hoor ek voete Trommel-trom Hy’s weer daar Met daai selfde dom glimlag om “Hoe gaan dit My vriend?” vra hy so kalm Ek probeer fokus Hand teen palm Maar my selfvertroue krimp soos ‘n slak As ek sy kant toe kyk Raak ek weer papwak [Chorus] Elke keer as ek wil piepie Daar’s die Zulu weer Ek kruip agter ‘n bos Hy staan sommer langs my neer Ek kyk af Kyk op Ek bid net hy verdwyn Want sy “equipment” lyk gevaarlik groot in my brein Elke keer as ek wil piepie Pop hy uit soos ‘n spook Hy glimlag net so breed Ek voel skielik maar taamlik broos [Bridge] [Halftime Stem half-gesing Half-gefluister] In die stegie By die hek Achter ‘n taxi Selfde trek By die winkel By die boom Elke keer as ek wil mik Verskyn hy weer in my woon [Beat terug vol in Skreeu-agtige koor] Is hy wérklik daar Of net in my kop? (oeh ja!) Is dit net die bier wat my brein laat flop? (hey!) Hardloop vinniger Maat Vergeet van formaat Jy’s nog steeds ‘n legend in die D.U.H.3-straat! [Chorus] Elke keer as ek wil piepie Daar’s die Zulu weer Ek kruip agter ‘n bos Hy staan sommer langs my neer Ek kyk af Kyk op Ek bid net hy verdwyn Want sy “equipment” lyk gevaarlik groot in my brein Elke keer as ek wil piepie Pop hy uit soos ‘n spook Maar ek lag nou saam met hom Want die hele storie’s strokiesboek [Outro] Saterdag hash Selfde gejaag Dongcheng stof en bier wat plaag As ek weer ‘n pispas kry in die stad Hoop ek my Zulu-spook hardloop saam en lag homself ook nat (hey!)
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Dongguan DUH3 Saterdag Hash
Tune: Afrikaans
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Saterdagmiddag in Dongguan stad D.U.H.3 sokkies al lankal nat Hardloop halfpad Bier al op Maar my blaas maak “tiktak Pasop” Ek kyk rond vir ‘n pies-stop plek Stegie vol rook en ‘n braai se reuk Dan staan daar ‘n groot ou by die hek En skielik voel my ego te klein vir die brug [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Ons is D.U.H.3 Hardloop Drink en soek ‘n wc Elke keer as ek wil gaan sit Is daar iets wat my moed verbied Hash Hash P**s P**s Lag tot ons krimp Ons is stadig Dom en simpel fiks Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Dis my blaas teen die wêreld Ek en jy [Verse 2] Volgende draai Ek sien ‘n bos “Hier kan ek gaan Dis veilig los” Maar in die skadu Deur die bome Sit ‘n seekoei en staar my krom Sy kyk so stil Sy kyk so skeef Ek dink: “Nou krimp ek sommer weer” Ek draai maar om Hou alles vas Hashers lag Ek loop soos ‘n pas [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Ons is D.U.H.3 Hardloop Drink en soek ‘n wc Elke keer as ek wil gaan sit Is daar iets wat my moed verbied Hash Hash P**s P**s Lag tot ons krimp Ons is stadig Dom en simpel fiks Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Dis my blaas teen die wêreld Ek en jy [Bridge] By die brug wag ‘n giraf Kyk van bo en begin lag (hey!) Onder die boom staan ‘n buffel stil Like hy wag vir my volgende gil By die rivier glimlag ‘n krokodil Ek’s te bang om net te staan en chill [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Ons is D.U.H.3 Hardloop Drink en soek ‘n wc Elke keer as ek wil gaan sit Is daar iets wat my moed verbied Hash Hash P**s P**s Lag tot ons krimp Ons is stadig Dom en simpel fiks Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Tot my blaas uiteind’lik vrede kry (yeah!)
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Saterdag DUH3 Hash in Dongguan
Tune: Afrikaans
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Dongcheng Urban Ons is D.U.H.3 Hardloop Drink en soek ‘n wc Elke keer as ek wil gaan sit Is daar iets wat my moed verbied Hash Hash P**s P**s Lag tot ons krimp Ons is stadig Dom en simpel fiks Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Dis my blaas teen die wêreld Ek en jy [Verse 2] Volgende draai Ek sien ‘n bos “Hier kan ek gaan Dis veilig los” Maar in die skadu Deur die bome Sit ‘n seekoei en staar my krom Sy kyk so stil Sy kyk so skeef Ek dink: “Nou krimp ek sommer weer” Ek draai maar om Hou alles vas Hashers lag Ek loop soos ‘n pas [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Ons is D.U.H.3 Hardloop Drink en soek ‘n wc Elke keer as ek wil gaan sit Is daar iets wat my moed verbied Hash Hash P**s P**s Lag tot ons krimp Ons is stadig Dom en simpel fiks Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Dis my blaas teen die wêreld Ek en jy [Bridge] By die brug wag ‘n giraf Kyk van bo en begin lag (hey!) Onder die boom staan ‘n buffel stil Like hy wag vir my volgende gil By die rivier glimlag ‘n krokodil Ek’s te bang om net te staan en chill [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Ons is D.U.H.3 Hardloop Drink en soek ‘n wc Elke keer as ek wil gaan sit Is daar iets wat my moed verbied Hash Hash P**s P**s Lag tot ons krimp Ons is stadig Dom en simpel fiks Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Tot my blaas uiteind’lik vrede kry (yeah!)
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DUH3 Draf en Diere-Drama
Tune: Afrikaans
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Sondag in Dongguan Hitte soos ‘n pot D.U.H.3 is dors Maar ons hardloop vrot Markstraat Stink dam Draai links by die paal Trail is mooi gemerk Maar my blaas is fataal [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (hey!) My oë soek My knieë beef fyn As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag [Verse 2] Eerste bos is stil Nee wag Daar’s ‘n leeu Lê en kyk my so Kop hoër as ‘n SUV-wiel Sy stert maak swaaie Sy oë sê “probeer” Ek druk my bene bymekaar Ek stap maar verby Meneer [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (yo!) My oë soek My knieë beef fyn As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag [Verse 3] Volgende spot lyk veilig Net ‘n dun Droë tak Maar bo in die boom sit ‘n aap en lag Hy klap sy hande Wys na my broek Ek draai om Ek’s skaam Ek verloor amper my voet [Verse 4] By die rivier sê die hares: “hier kan jy miskien” Toe staan daar ‘n seekoei soos ‘n grys ponie-karavien Hy snork en hy borrel Oë net bo die rand Ek hou maar my water Hou styf hand in die band [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (hey!) My oë soek My knieë beef fyn As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag [Bridge] Giraffe langs die paadjie Nek soos ‘n kraan Kyk oor my skouer Ek voel sommer skaam Luiperd op die klip Kolle so netjies Flik sy stert Sê: “broer Jy lyk bietjies senuweeagtig” [Verse 5] Laaste draai in Dongcheng Fabriekrook lig Beer near check Ek sien die koel lig Eindelik ‘n toilet Deur staan wawyd oop Daar’s twintig hashers in tou Ek gil teen die loop [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Maar by D.U.H.3 lag ons saam (ha!) Drink weer Dink weer Selfde drama volgende baan As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag
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D.H.U.3 Draf en Diere-Drama
Tune: Afrikaans
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Sondag in Dongguan Hitte soos ‘n pot D.U.H.3 is dors Maar ons hardloop vrot Markstraat Stink dam Draai links by die paal Trail is mooi gemerk Maar my blaas is fataal [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (hey!) My oë soek My knieë beef fyn As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag [Verse 2] Eerste bos is stil Sy stert maak swaaie Sy oë sê “probeer” Ek druk my bene bymekaar Ek stap maar verby Meneer [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (yo!) My oë soek My knieë beef fyn As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag [Verse 3] Volgende spot lyk veilig Net ‘n dun Droë tak Maar bo in die boom sit ‘n aap en lag Hy klap sy hande Wys na my broek Ek draai om Ek’s skaam Ek verloor amper my voet [Verse 4] By die rivier sê die hares: “hier kan jy miskien” Toe staan daar ‘n seekoei soos ‘n grys ponie-karavien Hy snork en hy borrel Oë net bo die rand Ek hou maar my water Hou styf hand in die band [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (hey!) My oë soek My knieë beef fyn As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag [Bridge] Giraffe langs die paadjie Nek soos ‘n kraan Kyk oor my skouer Ek voel sommer skaam Luiperd op die klip Kolle so netjies Flik sy stert Sê: “broer Jy lyk bietjies senuweeagtig” [Verse 5] Laaste draai in Dongcheng Fabriekrook lig Beer near check Ek sien die koel lig Eindelik ‘n toilet Deur staan wawyd oop Daar’s twintig hashers in tou Ek gil teen die loop [Chorus] Waar’s die piss stop Kaptein? (waar?) My blaas tik-tik soos ‘n trein Elke hoek Elke draai Daar sit weer ‘n dier en staar my styf in die lyflyn Maar by D.U.H.3 lag ons saam (ha!) Drink weer Dink weer Selfde drama volgende baan As ek nog ‘n kilometer wag Gaan ek net soos ‘n hond teen die rooi-wit hash-vlag
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The D.U.H.3 Ballad
Tune: Irish
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From the factories of old Dongguan Half mad in every lane They gather by the corner shop At the falling of the sun D.U.H.3 on the banner bright And the foolishness begun [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll laugh and drag you anyhow My dear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 2] There’s the hare who swears he knows the trail Then loses it in smoke There’s the fresh-off-plane young office lad Who thought this was a joke There’s the lass who marks with chalk and grin Down backstreets dark and small And the old grey fool who shouts “On-on!” Like a trumpet down the wall [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll tease you sweet and still pour beer In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 3] We’ve dodged the bikes and barking dogs Past dumpling stalls that steam We’ve followed arrows Blobs and lies Through every mad back scheme Round the lakes and tower blocks By neon market stalls Till the sweat runs down inside our shoes And the hare is in the walls [Pre-Chorus] Then someone shouts “Last check ahead!” Your legs are made of lead But you smell that bar That blessed bar And forget what coach once said [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear Stand close You’ll still get splashed My dear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 4] In the corner sits the quiet lad With a bottle sweating cold Says “I’ll stick to this clear poison Like my doctor-man foretold” We’ll clatter tables Roar his name Drag him into the ring “Water’s fine for bathing Boy But for living you must sing!” (hey!) [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll toast your soul and bend your ear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 5] There’s down-down songs and dodgy jokes And tales that twist and turn Of the time we lost three virgins And the sky near swallowed all [Pre-Chorus] But every trail However cursed Ends where the voices swell Where the floor sticks hard And the landlord grins Like he knows us all too well [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll sing off-key right in your ear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Bridge] From Dongcheng roofs to Houjie roads Our laughter rolls along From Chang’an streets to old Shilong They’ll remember us in song For we chase the hare and chase the night Till the city’s lanterns fade D.U.H.3 You stubborn crew This mischief’s what we made [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll sing off-key right in your ear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here
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The Ballad of D.U.H.3
Tune: Irish
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From the factories of old Dongguan To the alleys slick with rain There’s a ragged crew in running shoes Half mad in every lane They gather by the corner shop At the falling of the sun D.U.H.3 on the banner bright And the foolishness begun [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll laugh and drag you anyhow My dear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 2] There’s the hare who swears he knows the trail Then loses it in smoke There’s the fresh-off-plane young office lad Who thought this was a joke There’s the lass who marks with chalk and grin There’s the lass who marks with chalk and grin Down backstreets dark and small And the old grey fool who shouts “On-on!” Like a trumpet down the wall [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll tease you sweet and still pour beer In Dongguan town we all agree Blobs and lies Through every mad back scheme Round the lakes and tower blocks By neon market stalls Till the sweat runs down inside our shoes And the hare is in the walls [Pre-Chorus] Then someone shouts “Last check ahead!” Your legs are made of lead But you smell that bar That blessed bar And forget what coach once said [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear Stand close You’ll still get splashed My dear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 4] In the corner sits the quiet lad With a bottle sweating cold Says “I’ll stick to this clear poison Like my doctor-man foretold” We’ll clatter tables Roar his name Drag him into the ring “Water’s fine for bathing Boy But for living you must sing!” (hey!) [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll toast your soul and bend your ear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Verse 5] There’s down-down songs and dodgy jokes And tales that twist and turn Of the time we lost three virgins At a noodle stand to burn Of the shoes that died in summer storms Of the hare who climbed a wall Of the night we traced the river path And the sky near swallowed all [Pre-Chorus] But every trail However cursed Ends where the voices swell Where the floor sticks hard And the landlord grins Like he knows us all too well [Chorus] Raise your glass for D.U.H.3 Dongcheng eejits Wild and free We’ll run that road from here to sea For a crooked pint of cheer If you only sip on water clear We’ll sing off-key right in your ear In Dongguan town we all agree We’re a thirsty kind of family here [Bridge] From Dongcheng roofs to Houjie roads Our laughter rolls along From Chang’an streets to old Shilong They’ll remember us in song For we chase the hare and chase the night Till the city’s lanterns fade D.U.H.3 You stubborn crew This mischief’s what we made [Chorus] Raise your glass for D
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D.U.H.3 (Hurry to the Toilet)
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Dongcheng streets Sweat and steam We chase a trail We chase a dream (that dream is… toilets) [Verse 1] Meet up late Plastic cup Warm beer Someone yells “Alright you weirdos Over here” New shoes Lost soul Trying not to show fear They only told me one rule “Never trust that beer” We start slow Then we start to jog Follow chalk Through traffic and smog Down one alley Hit our first snag Someone gasps out three words “I forgot… my… bag” [Pre-Chorus] But a bigger problem’s Brewing in our guts Every step we take Just jiggles it up [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till your stomach says you must Then you waddle in a worry D.U.H.3 We’re not racing We’re just praying For a toilet Any toilet Under flickering lights we’re staying Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We raise our fears of Finding toilets in the back of shops tonight (oh yeah) [Verse 2] First stop Corner shop “Ni hao Can we use?” Owner shakes his head We do the pee-pee dance in twos One brave hasher pleads Hands pressed Half bow “I buy beer You got key?” He just laughs Says “maybe now” Through a stockroom maze Past a mop and a cat One lone squat throne We all cheer at that There’s a line out the door We’re timing like a race “Thirty seconds Move it!” It’s a fast-paced place [Pre-Chorus] Then back on the trail Bladders briefly blessed Until the beer kicks back Right into our chests [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry But your stomach’s yelling “go” Every lamp post looks so furry D.U.H.3 We’re not sprinters We’re just sinners Chasing chalk and chasing signs For public toilets by the vendors Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We lose our dignity At every public stall in sight (hey!) [Verse 3] Hit the little park With the fake rock view There’s a “toilet” sign Pointing left Then… nothing Cool We wander in circles Past an old man’s game He just chuckles softly He has seen this pain Someone spots that block Ugly greenish door You’d think it was a bunker From a long-forgotten war Half the lights are busted Floor’s a crime scene We share that haunted smile “This is five-star clean” [Pre-Chorus] We line up like soldiers Waiting for our turn Every exit from that stall Feels like a fresh rebirth [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Don’t you hurry Don’t you hurry Till you’re clenching every step Then you crab-walk in a flurry D.U.H.3 We’re explorers We’re adorers Of each toilet that appears Like a temple to our poor cores Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D.U.H.3 We raise our beers and D.U.H.3 We sign our story In the guestbook of that porcelain shrine tonight (oh baby) [Bridge] [Beat drops to half-time Crowd chant] Who are we? (D.U.H.3!) What we need? (Restroom pee!) Where we go? (Back of store!) Will it lock? (Hope so, sure!) Dongguan nights Sweat-soaked vests Every bar Another test Raise that cup To our true gods Park bushes Staff toilets And suspicious back doors [Call-and-response] Leader: “Is that bush okay?” Crowd
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Hash So Hard D.U..H.3
Tune: HipHop
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D-U-H-3 Dongcheng crew, yeah we back on the scene South China heat Cold beer dreams [Verse 1] Lace up, long day, meet-up at the corner store Sweat on my back, got the flour in the leader’s palm Says “trail that way,” but the sign pointin’ every door Hash cash counted, then we dive into the dusk and smog Dongguan alleys Scooters buzzin’ past our knees Weaving through markets Spillin’ out sunflower seeds Somebody shouts “on-on” Like they know what they doing We follow chalk arrows Straight into confusion [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes We lose the trail, then lose our fear If it ain’t dumb, it ain’t our beer (hey!) [Verse 2] Checkpoint by the kiosk Circle on a dusty lot Cooler crackin’, foam splash Sip fast, sun hot Newbie ask “how far?” We just laugh, say “you’ll see” They thought it’s fitness We thought “welcome to the family” Some dress in tutus Some rock office clothes Some still in work shoes Blister on every toe We chase fake arrows Dead-end by a factory gate Hare just grinnin’ “Y’all were never meant to escape” [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes We lose the trail, then lose our fear If it ain’t dumb, it ain’t our beer [Bridge] On-on through the back lane smoke On-on till the headlights glow On-on, yeah we toast our sins Spill that drink, then drink again (drink again) Dongcheng nights, we stagger proud Laugh too loud, un-serious crowd If wisdom calls, we hit ignore “Another round?” We answer “sure!” (oh yeah) [Verse 3] Circle up, asphalt throne, plastic stools in a ring Down-down chants as the cans get raised in the air Accusations, fake crimes, everybody gets to sing Spillin’ half the story, other half all over your hair “Here’s to the hare For the worst trail ever made” “Here’s to the virgin Who believed what the flyer said” Warm beer, bad jokes Sweaty hugs, old smoke Talk about that one run We swore we’d never come back from Somebody lost, they call “Where you at?” “We don’t know” “Follow your nose, or Ask the nearest bar, bro” [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes We lose the trail, then lose our fear If it ain’t dumb, it ain’t our beer [Verse 4] Monday we limpin’ Still laughin’ at the bruise on my knee Photos in the group chat “Who fell over that tiny tree?” Every week same vow “I’ma chill, not drink so much” But the cooler crack, first sip Yeah, I’m hooked on that hash rush Taxis can’t find us “Which part of Dongguan you in?” “Just follow the shouting And the terrible singing” We ain’t athletes We just run to justify All the pints and all the stories We re-tell and re-try [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes
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D.U.H.3 (Hash So Hard)
Tune: HipHop
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D-U-H-3 Dongcheng crew, yeah we back on the scene South China heat Cold beer dreams [Verse 1] Lace up, long day, meet-up at the corner store Sweat on my back, got the flour in the leader’s palm Says “trail that way,” but the sign pointin’ every door Hash cash counted, then we dive into the dusk and smog Dongguan alleys Scooters buzzin’ past our knees Weaving through markets Spillin’ out sunflower seeds Somebody shouts “on-on” Like they know what they doing We follow chalk arrows Straight into confusion [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes We lose the trail, then lose our fear If it ain’t dumb, it ain’t our beer (hey!) [Verse 2] Checkpoint by the kiosk Circle on a dusty lot Cooler crackin’, foam splash Sip fast, sun hot Newbie ask “how far?” We just laugh, say “you’ll see” They thought it’s fitness We thought “welcome to the family” Some dress in tutus Some rock office clothes Some still in work shoes Blister on every toe We chase fake arrows Dead-end by a factory gate Hare just grinnin’ “Y’all were never meant to escape” [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes We lose the trail, then lose our fear If it ain’t dumb, it ain’t our beer [Bridge] On-on through the back lane smoke On-on till the headlights glow On-on, yeah we toast our sins Spill that drink, then drink again (drink again) Dongcheng nights, we stagger proud Laugh too loud, un-serious crowd If wisdom calls, we hit ignore “Another round?” We answer “sure!” (oh yeah) [Verse 3] Circle up, asphalt throne, plastic stools in a ring Down-down chants as the cans get raised in the air Accusations, fake crimes, everybody gets to sing Spillin’ half the story, other half all over your hair “Here’s to the hare For the worst trail ever made” “Here’s to the virgin Who believed what the flyer said” Warm beer, bad jokes Sweaty hugs, old smoke Talk about that one run We swore we’d never come back from Somebody lost, they call “Where you at?” “We don’t know” “Follow your nose, or Ask the nearest bar, bro” [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes We lose the trail, then lose our fear If it ain’t dumb, it ain’t our beer [Verse 4] Monday we limpin’ Still laughin’ at the bruise on my knee Photos in the group chat “Who fell over that tiny tree?” Every week same vow “I’ma chill, not drink so much” But the cooler crack, first sip Yeah, I’m hooked on that hash rush Taxis can’t find us “Which part of Dongguan you in?” “Just follow the shouting And the terrible singing” We ain’t athletes We just run to justify All the pints and all the stories We re-tell and re-try [Chorus] This that D.U.H.3 Hash so hard in Dongcheng streets Brains on empty, cups on full We drink it up and act a fool This that D.U.H.3 South China sweat and stupid schemes
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Cerveja, DUH3 e Estupidez
Tune: Brazilian
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DUH3 na rua Já vira rotina Tanto calor Tanta besteira Mais uma roda Abre a geladeira (hey!) [Verse 1] Todo sábado a galera se reúne no portão Tênis velho Meia torta Zero preparação Mapa torto na mão Ninguém entende nada Mas se falar em cerveja A turma fica animada Corta beco Sobe escada Se perdendo no acento Misturando português Inglês Mandarim no vento Cada curva é um erro Cada erro é prazer Se tem gelo no isopor A gente finge que sabe correr [Chorus] Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Eu nem lembro Quero de novo outra vez Se eu cair Se eu sumir Tanto faz No final da trilha o bar me traz a paz Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Guangdong quente Eu suando dos pés à cabeça A gente corre só pra brindar depois Dongcheng Urban Tamo junto Somos doidos (hey!) [Verse 2] Harrier grita “virou!” Ninguém quer dar vexame Mas tropeça na calçada Já vira meme e flame Selfie torta Cara roja Copo quase a cair Todo mundo se zoando Ninguém pensa em desistir Atalho errado leva pro cachorro na esquina Hash de rua Hash de barro Hash de pura zueira fina A cabeça faz planilha O coração quer boteco O corpo pede descanso Mas o copo tá direto [Chorus] Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Eu nem lembro Quero de novo outra vez Se eu cair Se eu sumir Tanto faz No final da trilha o bar me traz a paz Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Guangdong quente Eu suando dos pés à cabeça A gente corre só pra brindar depois Dongcheng Urban Tamo junto Somos doidos [Bridge] [Palmas e coro] Quem é da hash? (DUH3!) Quem gosta de errar? (DUH3!) Quem perde o caminho Mas acha o caminho da mesa do bar? (DUH3!) [Breakdown] Tira o mapa Rasga o plano Segue o som da gargalhada Copo cheio Mente leve Vida meio desvairada Se é genial ou burrice Ninguém vai saber Só sei que sábado que vem eu volto pra correr (e beber!) [Chorus] Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Eu nem lembro Quero de novo outra vez Se eu cair Se eu sumir Tanto faz No final da trilha o bar me traz a paz Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Guangdong quente Eu suando dos pés à cabeça A gente corre só pra brindar depois Dongcheng Urban Tamo junto Somos doidos [Outro] Dongcheng Urban Grita alto Deixa ser Hash de rua Hash de bar Hash de sobreviver Se amanhã eu não lembrar o que eu fiz aqui Só precisa de outra trilha e um chope pra repetir (hey! DUH3!)
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Cerveja, D.U.H.3 e Estupidez
Tune: Brazilian
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Dongcheng Guangdong Sul da China DUH3 na rua Já vira rotina Tanto calor Tanta besteira Mais uma roda Abre a geladeira (hey!) [Verse 1] Todo sábado a galera se reúne no portão Tênis velho Meia torta Zero preparação Mapa torto na mão Ninguém entende nada Mas se falar em cerveja A turma fica animada Corta beco Sobe escada Se perdendo no acento Misturando português Inglês Mandarim no vento Cada curva é um erro Cada erro é prazer Se tem gelo no isopor A gente finge que sabe correr [Chorus] Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Eu nem lembro Quero de novo outra vez Se eu cair Se eu sumir Tanto faz No final da trilha o bar me traz a paz Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Guangdong quente Eu suando dos pés à cabeça A gente corre só pra brindar depois Dongcheng Urban Tamo junto Ninguém quer dar vexame Mas tropeça na calçada Já vira meme e flame Selfie torta Cara roja Copo quase a cair Todo mundo se zoando Ninguém pensa em desistir Atalho errado leva pro cachorro na esquina Hash de rua Hash de barro Hash de pura zueira fina A cabeça faz planilha O coração quer boteco O corpo pede descanso Mas o copo tá direto [Chorus] Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Eu nem lembro Quero de novo outra vez Se eu cair Se eu sumir Tanto faz No final da trilha o bar me traz a paz Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Guangdong quente Eu suando dos pés à cabeça A gente corre só pra brindar depois Dongcheng Urban Tamo junto Somos doidos [Bridge] [Palmas e coro] Quem é da hash? (DUH3!) Quem gosta de errar? (DUH3!) Quem perde o caminho Mas acha o caminho da mesa do bar? (DUH3!) [Breakdown] Tira o mapa Rasga o plano Segue o som da gargalhada Copo cheio Mente leve Vida meio desvairada Se é genial ou burrice Ninguém vai saber Só sei que sábado que vem eu volto pra correr (e beber!) [Chorus] Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Eu nem lembro Quero de novo outra vez Se eu cair Se eu sumir Tanto faz No final da trilha o bar me traz a paz Cerveja DUH3 e estupidez Guangdong quente Eu suando dos pés à cabeça A gente corre só pra brindar depois Dongcheng Urban Tamo junto Somos doidos [Outro] Dongcheng Urban Grita alto Deixa ser Hash de rua Hash de bar Hash de sobreviver Se amanhã eu não lembrar o que eu fiz aqui Só precisa de outra trilha e um chope pra repetir (hey! DUH3!)
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Till We’re Lost Again DUH3
Tune: Latino
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Meet up by the river Sun still hanging low Some in running shoes Some in flip-flops Ready to go Chalk marks on the pavement Arrows pointing wrong Who set this crazy trail? They laughing Play along Warm can in my hand First sip I feel that burn We say we came to run But we trip at every turn Guangzhou air so heavy Sweaty jokes and swears Nobody knows the shortcut Everybody pretends they care [Chorus] DUH3 till we’re lost again Drink a beer Then we run Then we drink again Dongcheng fools in the South China rain Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen DUH3 shout it loud My friend From the back of the pack to the front pretend We get found Then we choose to get lost again Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen [Verse 2] Hare says “just a little ” then the hill goes straight to sky Half the pack is walking Other half just asking “why?” Someone takes a shortcut through a market selling spice Almost steps in something that was clearly once alive Kids are pointing Laughing as we stumble through the street Grandmas shake their heads at all these foreigners with heat We toast with plastic cups at every tiny store “We’ll just have one ” we promise Then we always order more [Chorus] DUH3 till we’re lost again Drink a beer Then we run Then we drink again Dongcheng fools in the South China rain Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen DUH3 shout it loud My friend From the back of the pack to the front pretend We get found Then we choose to get lost again Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen [Bridge] [Claps and drums only Call-and-response style] Who’s the hare? (That poor soul there!) Who got lost? (We all got lost!) Who said “easy trail”? (That lying tale!) Who needs ice? (My aching—shh!) Circle up Circle tight Foam running down my chin We award the biggest blunders like they’re medals we can win New shoes baptized Slow ones teased We raise our cans to bad decisions Totally pleased (oh yeah) [Verse 3] Headlamps in the alleys Dogs start up the choir Someone sings a song that gets a little out of time We don’t know the verses But we yell the parts we like Off-key Off-track Off-work Feels right Skyline in the distance Cheap bar by the track We swear this is the last one But we always double back Monday we’ll regret it Tuesday we’ll forget By Wednesday we’re already asking “Where we hashing next?” [Chorus] DUH3 till we’re lost again Drink a beer Then we run Then we drink again Dongcheng fools in the South China rain Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen DUH3 shout it loud My friend From the back of the pack to the front pretend We get found Then we choose to get lost again Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen [Outro] One more can One more cheer Guangdong night Keep us here Dongcheng Urban Say it clear DUH3 forever Chase that beer (hey!)
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DUH3 Till We’re Lost Again
Tune: Latino
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Meet up by the river Sun still hanging low Some in running shoes Some in flip-flops Ready to go Chalk marks on the pavement Arrows pointing wrong Who set this crazy trail? They laughing Play along Warm can in my hand First sip I feel that burn We say we came to run But we trip at every turn Guangzhou air so heavy Sweaty jokes and swears Nobody knows the shortcut Everybody pretends they care [Chorus] DUH3 till we’re lost again Drink a beer Then we run Then we drink again Dongcheng fools in the South China rain Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen DUH3 shout it loud My friend From the back of the pack to the front pretend We get found Then we choose to get lost again Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen [Verse 2] Hare says “just a little ” then the hill goes straight to sky Half the pack is walking Other half just asking “why?” Someone takes a shortcut through a market selling spice Almost steps in something that was clearly once alive Kids are pointing Laughing as we stumble through the street Grandmas shake their heads at all these foreigners with heat We toast with plastic cups at every tiny store “We’ll just have one ” we promise Then we always order more [Chorus] DUH3 till we’re lost again Drink a beer Then we run Then we drink again Dongcheng fools in the South China rain Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen DUH3 shout it loud My friend From the back of the pack to the front pretend We get found Then we choose to get lost again Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen [Bridge] [Claps and drums only Call-and-response style] Who’s the hare? (That poor soul there!) Who got lost? (We all got lost!) Who said “easy trail”? (That lying tale!) Who needs ice? (My aching—shh!) Circle up Circle tight Foam running down my chin We award the biggest blunders like they’re medals we can win New shoes baptized Slow ones teased We raise our cans to bad decisions Totally pleased (oh yeah) [Verse 3] Headlamps in the alleys Dogs start up the choir Someone sings a song that gets a little out of time We don’t know the verses But we yell the parts we like Off-key Off-track Off-work Feels right Skyline in the distance Cheap bar by the track We swear this is the last one But we always double back Monday we’ll regret it Tuesday we’ll forget By Wednesday we’re already asking “Where we hashing next?” [Chorus] DUH3 till we’re lost again Drink a beer Then we run Then we drink again Dongcheng fools in the South China rain Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen DUH3 shout it loud My friend From the back of the pack to the front pretend We get found Then we choose to get lost again Bless this beautiful hashing stupidity Amen [Outro] One more can One more cheer Guangdong night Keep us here Dongcheng Urban Say it clear DUH3 forever Chase that beer (hey!)
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DUH3 Till We’re Through
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DUH3 DUH3 Dongcheng loco crew (hey!) Sip then sprint then sip again We run dumb We run true [Verse 1] Meet up on the corner Warm can in my hand RD says it’s “easy” Yeah That’s how it began Chalk arrow on a lamppost False trail down the lane Who laid this disaster? Must be drunk in the brain [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers DUH3 till we’re through (till we’re through) We chase beer We chase bad decisions All the stupid things we do From the hutong to the river We stagger Laughing at the view (at the view) Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers I get lost I blame the brew [Verse 2] One check Two checks Circle in the street Some genius yells “On-on!” Right into concrete Short cutters hiding Behind a taxi stand Front runners pretending They actually had a plan [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers DUH3 till we’re through (hey!) We chase beer We chase bad decisions All the stupid things we do From the hutong to the river We stagger Laughing at the view (woah) Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers I get lost I blame the brew [Bridge] Down-down Head back Foam on my face (ahh!) Why’d we drink before the hill? Who designed this place? Stupid and happy Sweaty and loud If brains were required We’d disappoint the crowd [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers DUH3 till we’re through (DUH3!) We chase beer We chase bad decisions All the stupid things we do From the hutong to the river We stagger Laughing at the view Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers I stay dumb I stay drunk I stay DUH3 with you (on-on!)
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Dis Is Wat Ons Doen DUH3
Tune: Afrikaans
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Saterdag oggend Kop nog seer Maar my skoene soek alweer teer Dongcheng strate roep my naam Ons is laat Maar dis ons baan Fluitjie blaas en iemand lag “Check daai kaart Dis weer verkeerd Ag” Ons hardloop wrong turn Wrong pad Maar die bierwag maak ons glad [Chorus] DUH3 Dis ons plan Hardloop dom en drink soos ’n man (hey!) Hash House Harriers Stom en bly Beer in die hand en verstand verby DUH3 Sing dit saam Ons soek nie sin Ons soek net draf en skaam [Verse 2] Haash misleid ons deur ’n park Oor ’n muur en deur ’n donker ark Iemand skree: “dit’s net ’n check!” Maar hy lê al klaar op sy nek Stomp teen ’n klip Verloor my maat Hy sit agter by die bierkratstraat Ons is sweet Maar ons is free Dom idees maak die beste storie [Chorus] DUH3 Dis ons plan Hardloop dom en drink soos ’n man (oh ja!) Hash House Harriers Stom en bly Beer in die hand en verstand verby DUH3 Sing dit saam Ons soek nie sin Ons soek net draf en skaam [Bridge] On-on in die reën In die son In die sneeu Wie tel nog kilometers Ons tel net hoeveel Oor elke fout lag ons dubbel so hard Want elke dom draai bring ons nader aan die bar [Chorus] DUH3 Dis ons plan Hardloop dom en drink soos ’n man (hey, on-on!) Hash House Harriers Stom en bly Beer in die hand en verstand verby DUH3 Sing dit saam Dongcheng Urban Dis ons domste droom vandag
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DUH3, Dis Is Wat Ons Doen
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Saterdag oggend Kop nog seer Maar my skoene soek alweer teer Dongcheng strate roep my naam Ons is laat Maar dis ons baan Fluitjie blaas en iemand lag “Check daai kaart Dis weer verkeerd Ag” Ons hardloop wrong turn Wrong pad Maar die bierwag maak ons glad [Chorus] DUH3 Dis ons plan Hardloop dom en drink soos ’n man (hey!) Hash House Harriers Stom en bly Beer in die hand en verstand verby DUH3 Sing dit saam Ons soek nie sin Ons soek net draf en skaam [Verse 2] Haash misleid ons deur ’n park Oor ’n muur en deur ’n donker ark Iemand skree: “dit’s net ’n check!” Maar hy lê al klaar op sy nek Stomp teen ’n klip Verloor my maat Hy sit agter by die bierkratstraat Ons is sweet Maar ons is free Dom idees maak die beste storie [Chorus] DUH3 Dis ons plan Hardloop dom en drink soos ’n man (oh ja!) Hash House Harriers Stom en bly Beer in die hand en verstand verby DUH3 Sing dit saam Ons soek nie sin Ons soek net draf en skaam [Bridge] On-on in die reën In die son In die sneeu Wie tel nog kilometers Ons tel net hoeveel Oor elke fout lag ons dubbel so hard Want elke dom draai bring ons nader aan die bar [Chorus] DUH3 Dis ons plan Hardloop dom en drink soos ’n man (hey, on-on!) Hash House Harriers Stom en bly Beer in die hand en verstand verby DUH3 Sing dit saam Dongcheng Urban Dis ons domste droom vandag
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DUH3 On On in the South China Sun
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Saturday sweat on the sidewalk Neon shirts We be trotting along Trail dust stuck to my sandals But my mind’s on the chillin’ and song D.U.H.3 paint on the banner Horns on the hat We just laugh and run Every check is a chance for a story Every turn just a path to more fun [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban We run as one Hashing hard in the South China sun Cold beer waiting when the day is done (ON ON!) ’til the moon comes on Dongcheng Urban We laugh as one Stories louder than the setting sun Raise your cup when the circle’s done On On On On On On [Verse 2] Marked chalk arrow on the corner Lost again But we sing anyway Short cut Long cut Who’s counting? We just follow the fools of the day Wet shoes Sweat on the glasses Someone falling in a roadside ditch We pull ’em up Call ’em wanker Bless that stumble Life’s good like this [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban We run as one Hashing hard in the South China sun Cold beer waiting when the day is done (ON ON!) ’til the moon comes on Dongcheng Urban We laugh as one Stories louder than the setting sun Raise your cup when the circle’s done On On On On On On [Bridge] [Beat drops lighter Voices closer] Circle tight Pass the pitcher round New boots singing We call ’em out loud Down-down done Hear the table drum We chant your name till you smile and succumb Old farts teasing Virgins all bright red Laughter echo in my sleepy head When the food comes out and the jokes run free That’s the only place I wanna be (hey!) [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban We run as one Hashing hard in the South China sun Cold beer sweating when the day is done (ON ON!) ’til the moon comes on Dongcheng Urban We drink as one On On dinner when the trail is done Raise your glass to the next day’s run On On On On D.U.H.3 On On
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On On DUH3 in the South China Reggae Sun
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Saturday sweat on the sidewalk Neon shirts We be trotting along Trail dust stuck to my sandals But my mind’s on the chillin’ and song D.U.H.3 paint on the banner Horns on the hat We just laugh and run Every check is a chance for a story Every turn just a path to more fun [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban We run as one Hashing hard in the South China sun Cold beer waiting when the day is done (ON ON!) ’til the moon comes on Dongcheng Urban We laugh as one Stories louder than the setting sun Raise your cup when the circle’s done On On On On On On [Verse 2] Marked chalk arrow on the corner Lost again But we sing anyway Short cut Long cut Who’s counting? We just follow the fools of the day Wet shoes Sweat on the glasses Someone falling in a roadside ditch We pull ’em up Call ’em wanker Bless that stumble Life’s good like this [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban We run as one Hashing hard in the South China sun Cold beer waiting when the day is done (ON ON!) ’til the moon comes on Dongcheng Urban We laugh as one Stories louder than the setting sun Raise your cup when the circle’s done On On On On On On [Bridge] [Beat drops lighter Voices closer] Circle tight Pass the pitcher round New boots singing We call ’em out loud Down-down done Hear the table drum We chant your name till you smile and succumb Old farts teasing Virgins all bright red Laughter echo in my sleepy head When the food comes out and the jokes run free That’s the only place I wanna be (hey!) [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban We run as one Hashing hard in the South China sun Cold beer sweating when the day is done (ON ON!) ’til the moon comes on Dongcheng Urban We drink as one On On dinner when the trail is done Raise your glass to the next day’s run On On On On D.U.H.3 On On
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On On DUH3 in the South China Sun
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Hashers gather round Laces tied up Day begun Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Under that South China sun [Verse 1] Sweat on my back Dust on my shoes Chasing the trail through alleys and views Laugh in the pack Check every turn Stop for a story Then we all return [Chorus] On on In the South China sun (on on) D.U.H.3 We just run till it’s done (hey!) Cold beer calling my name when we’re through Circle up Raise it high Here’s to me and to you On on Every Saturday night From the chalk on the road to the post-run bite Dongcheng Urban We’re singing it clear We hash for the fun and we stay for the beer [Verse 2] Trail marks fade But the nicknames stay New boots blushing at the things that we say Stories get loud As the plates come out Spilling our secrets with a tipsy shout [Chorus] On on In the South China sun (on on) D.U.H.3 We just run till it’s done (oh yeah) Cold beer calling my name when we’re through Circle up Raise it high Here’s to me and to you On on Every Saturday night From the chalk on the road to the post-run bite Dongcheng Urban We’re singing it clear We hash for the fun and we stay for the beer [Bridge] From first “On On” to the last late cheer We lose the miles as we gain more years Same red glow on our laughing faces Same wild hearts in the strangest places (hey!) [Chorus] On on In the South China sun (on on) D.U.H.3 We just run till it’s done Cold beer calling my name when we’re through Circle up Raise it high Here’s to me and to you On on Let the dinner begin Toasts and teasing Another round in Dongcheng Urban We’re singing it clear We hash for the fun and we stay for the beer (on on)
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On On in the DUH3's South China Sun
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Hashers gather round Laces tied up Day begun Dongcheng Urban D.U.H.3 Under that South China sun [Verse 1] Sweat on my back Dust on my shoes Chasing the trail through alleys and views Laugh in the pack Check every turn Stop for a story Then we all return [Chorus] On on In the South China sun (on on) D.U.H.3 We just run till it’s done (hey!) Cold beer calling my name when we’re through Circle up Raise it high Here’s to me and to you On on Every Saturday night From the chalk on the road to the post-run bite Dongcheng Urban We’re singing it clear We hash for the fun and we stay for the beer [Verse 2] Trail marks fade But the nicknames stay New boots blushing at the things that we say Stories get loud As the plates come out Spilling our secrets with a tipsy shout [Chorus] On on In the South China sun (on on) D.U.H.3 We just run till it’s done (oh yeah) Cold beer calling my name when we’re through Circle up Raise it high Here’s to me and to you On on Every Saturday night From the chalk on the road to the post-run bite Dongcheng Urban We’re singing it clear We hash for the fun and we stay for the beer [Bridge] From first “On On” to the last late cheer We lose the miles as we gain more years Same red glow on our laughing faces Same wild hearts in the strangest places (hey!) [Chorus] On on In the South China sun (on on) D.U.H.3 We just run till it’s done Cold beer calling my name when we’re through Circle up Raise it high Here’s to me and to you On on Let the dinner begin Toasts and teasing Another round in Dongcheng Urban We’re singing it clear We hash for the fun and we stay for the beer (on on)
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DUH3’s Bleu
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D-U-H-3 Dongcheng crew South China sweat We’re coming through (hey!) [Verse 1] Lace up late Sky still blue Neon chalk Points the route Shortcut Long cut Laughing Lost Street food steam Flip-flop jog Check back called We all swarm Rooftop views Typhoon warm Dodging bikes Market noise Every shout Our shared voice [Chorus] On on Dongcheng Feel that run Hashing hard in the South China sun Dusty shoes Cold beer Friends all near D-U-H-3 We live for this cheer On on Dongcheng Hearts on fire One more hill Then we climb higher Circle done Plates stacked Raise that cheer On on to dinner On on to beer [Verse 2] Sweat-soaked shirt Salt on skin Wrong-way trail Big grin wins False trail sign Groans so loud Down-down jokes Roast the crowd Nickname call Stories fly Old hash tales Never die New boots blush Take that sip Brother Sister Same mischief [Chorus] On on Dongcheng Feel that run Hashing hard in the South China sun Dusty shoes Cold beer Friends all near D-U-H-3 We live for this cheer On on Dongcheng Hearts on fire One more hill Then we climb higher Circle done Plates stacked Raise that cheer On on to dinner On on to beer [Bridge] Dirty shoes at the door Voices rising for more (on on!) Chili Rice on the table We toast as long as we’re able Hash song loud Banging glass Laughing hard as the hours pass In this pack we’re forever young Dongcheng on on At the top of our lungs (hey!) [Chorus] On on Dongcheng Feel that run Hashing hard in the South China sun Dusty shoes Cold beer Friends all near D-U-H-3 We live for this cheer On on Dongcheng Hearts on fire One more hill Then we climb higher Circle done Plates stacked Raise that cheer On on to dinner On on to beer [Outro] D-U-H-3 On on All year South China night Still shining clear Dongcheng pack We keep it near One more shout On on to beer (on on!)
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Dongcheng Tech DUH3
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Dongcheng Tech DUH3 Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D U H three D U H three (on-on, on-on) [Verse 1] Metro rattle Knees in old trainers Check on the corner Chalk on the curb Late slip Work shirt in a plastic bag Phone in a ziplock Sweat in your eyes Smell of petrol Fried rice Jasmine High-rise halo Haze in your lungs Whistle on the wind Hush on the back street Turn at the fruit stand Kids shouting hello Red light Wrong way Lost in the lane Paper trail flaps from a scooter’s wheel Sneaker slap Heartbeat Hawker stall steam Eyes on the back-check Laugh when you’re busted [Chorus] On-on under the South China sun Cold beer running down my hand Dongcheng D U H three We run We run We drink We stand On-on under the South China sun Shirts stuck Shoes caked Still we cheer Dongcheng D U H three We run We run We drink that beer (hey!) [Verse 2] Hash cash counted in a cracked old notebook Icy cans sweating in a blue cool box New boots nervous in borrowed shorts Hare with the map and a wicked grin Traffic roar Temple bell Dogs barking Shortcut through the laundry lines Balcony ladies betting which fool Slips first in the muddy ditch Sweat salt Sunburn Flat Fosters jokes Bus stop bystanders filming your pain Circle in the car park Chalk in a cup Song sheet soggy and you still can’t sing [Chorus] On-on under the South China sun Cold beer running down my hand Dongcheng D U H three We run We run We drink We stand On-on under the South China sun Shirts stuck Shoes caked Still we cheer Dongcheng D U H three We run We run We drink that beer (on-on!) [Bridge] Sit down Stand up Drink up Shut up Hash name shouted over neon noodles Steam from the pot Steam from your skin Plastic stools Chili on the table Tofu Prawns Peanuts Sin Down-down for the latecomer Camera ready Down-down for the shortcut king Down-down for the shoes For the birthday Down every glass while the rabble sings (hey!) [Chorus] On-on at the On On dinner Cold beer banging on my brain Dongcheng D U H three We’re sinners We laugh We spill We stain On-on at the On On dinner Rice bowl Stories Second round Dongcheng D U H three Remember We’re lost We’re found We’re found [Outro] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers D U H three On-on On-on On-on…
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DUH3 Hip
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Slow jog Side streets Sweat beads Cheap cleats Shirts marked D U H 3 Chalk arrows We just follow free Late start No stress Dust roads Half-walk the rest South China sun on my neck Laugh off the wrong turn What’s next [Chorus] On on In the South China sun Hash is done But the night just begun Cold beer D.U.H.3 cheer Raise it up All my hashers right here On on Yeah we circle as one Stories run longer than the run Cold beer Friends held near This is home when we’re on on My dear (on on) [Verse 2] Circle up Loose ring New shoes Down-down We sing Old jokes Fresh names Silly charges Everybody to blame Sweat-dried trail dust Plastic chairs Shared trust Cool can First sip Whole week falling off my grip [Chorus] On on In the South China sun Hash is done But the night just begun Cold beer D.U.H.3 cheer Raise it up All my hashers right here On on Yeah we circle as one Stories run longer than the run Cold beer Friends held near This is home when we’re on on My dear (on on) [Bridge] From the alleys to the riverside From the hills back into the tide Every mark leads me back to this crew Back to late plates and a late-night brew From first shout to the last slurred song If you’re lost You were D.U.H.3 all along [Chorus] On on In the South China sun Hash is done But the night just begun Cold beer D.U.H.3 cheer Raise it up All my hashers right here On on Yeah we circle as one Stories run longer than the run Cold beer Friends held near On on On on We stay here (on on)
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DUH3 Barbie Style
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D-U-H-3 Dongcheng crew South China sweat We’re coming through (hey!) Check back called We all swarm Rooftop views Typhoon warm Dodging bikes Market noise Every shout Our shared voice [Chorus] On on Dongcheng Feel that run Hashing hard in the South China sun Dusty shoes Cold beer Friends all near D-U-H-3 We live for this cheer On on Dongcheng Hearts on fire One more hill Then we climb higher Circle done Plates stacked Raise that cheer On on to dinner On on to beer [Verse 2] Sweat-soaked shirt Salt on skin Wrong-way trail Big grin wins False trail sign Groans so loud Down-down jokes Roast the crowd Nickname call Stories fly Old hash tales Never die New boots blush Take that sip Brother Sister Same mischief [Chorus] On on D-U-H-3 We live for this cheer On on Dongcheng Hearts on fire One more hill Then we climb higher Circle done Plates stacked Raise that cheer On on to dinner On on to beer [Bridge] Dirty shoes at the door Voices rising for more (on on!) Chili Rice on the table We toast as long as we’re able Hash song loud Banging glass Laughing hard as the hours pass In this pack we’re forever young Dongcheng on on At the top of our lungs (hey!) [Chorus] On on Dongcheng Feel that run Hashing hard in the South China sun Dusty shoes Cold beer Friends all near D-U-H-3 We live for this cheer On on Dongcheng Hearts on fire One more hill Then we climb higher Circle done Plates stacked Raise that cheer On on to dinner On on to beer [Outro] D-U-H-3 On on All year South China night Still shining clear Dongcheng pack We keep it near One more shout On on to beer (on on!)
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Say It Proud D.U.H.3 Country
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Sunset shines on these city blocks Laces tight, yeah we’re talkin’ shop Friday buzz, we’re itchin’ to run Same old streets, brand‑new fun Neon signs and busted lanes Sidewalk jokes ’bout aches and pains We ain’t fast, but we sure show up Raise that cup, we’ll mess you up (with love) [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little silly with D.U.H.3 [Verse 2] Trail marks chalked on the alley wall Wrong turn, long cut, we take ’em all Some folks sprint, some walk and talk Every pace got a place in this flock Sweat and smiles at the final check Foam on the lips, hand on your neck Pat your back, say “you did just fine” Grab that brew, jump in the circle line (hey!) [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little silly with D.U.H.3 [Bridge] Some folks pray in steeples high We just laugh beneath this sky Mud on our shoes, hearts runnin’ free This crazy clan’s our family [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little rowdy with D.U.H.3 [Outro] Yeah, one more round for the Dongcheng crew D.U.H.3, we’re waitin’ on you (come on)
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DUH3 Draf En Drink
Tune: Afrikaans
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Skoene vol stof en sweet Rugzak rammel Hart klop breed Straathoeke skree ons naam Dongcheng skud Dis deel van die plan [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Ons raak nooit klaar Hardloop Lag En suip mekaar In Dongguan se son Yskoue bier Hashers My bra Ons lewe is hier [Verse 2] Verkeersligte flits verby Ons jaag die trail Ons raak nooit lui Flour en kryt wys pad vir my Maar dis die bier wat roep Jy weet mos hoekom jy ry [Verse 1] Markstraat af Oor die brug Sweatspore trek soos ‘n wit klein rug Dongcheng se stegies Elke draai Ons soek net daai koel nat waai [Chorus] By die check is daar bier O ja Yskoud goud vir my en vir jou daar D.U.H.3 skree bo die geraas “Vat nog ‘n sluk Ons’s ver van die huis!” [Verse 2] Hare vleg wit papier Trail loop krom maar ons’s nog hier Guangdong se hitte druk jou plat Maar daai eerste sluk maak alles nat [Verse 1] Saterdag middag Hitte hang laag Hash-shirt nat Maar ons kla nie Ha Taxi’s toeter Scooters gly Ons jag die tekens Stad verby [Chorus] Dongguan son Laat hom skyn op ons D.U.H.3 Ons sing in koor se bons Lig jou blik Laat die skuim oorspoel Hashers is happy as die bier is koel [Verse 2] Hoë geboue kyk neer Maar op die stoep wag daar weer ‘n bier Traillooper glimlag skeef “Eers nog ‘n lus Dan hardloop ek weer” [Intro] [Skree-groep] “On-on!” [Verse 1] Fluit blaas skril Die pak gaan saam Dongcheng strate Ons vat daai baan Vullisdromme Mark se geur Hashers lag Dis lewe in kleur [Chorus] Laat die honde los by D.U.H.3 Ons jaag die trail en ons jaag nog ‘n bier Guangdong hitte Sweet teen my rug Maar ek hou my blik hoog Ek vat nog ‘n sluk (hey!) [Verse 2] Foot-on On-back Ons raai die spoor Weggeraak? Nog ‘n draai of twee Hoor Maar as die koel bokse eind’lik wink Weet jy dis tyd dat die dors moet sink [Verse 1] Stofpad deur ‘n fabriekserf Skoene swart Maar my hart is sterk Dongguan se lug is dik Maar my maat langs my hou dieselfde blik [Chorus] Hash in die hitte Drink in die son D.U.H.3 Ons hou so aan On-on Wanneer die sweet loop Koel ons keel Met nog ‘n rondte by die end van die trail [Verse 2] Chinese tekens Ek lees dit krom Maar daai koel kondens drup stadig om Ek hoor net lag en glas teen glas Dis hoe ek weet ek
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Draf En Drink DUH3
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Skoene vol stof en sweet Rugzak rammel Hart klop breed Straathoeke skree ons naam Dongcheng skud Dis deel van die plan [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Ons raak nooit klaar Hardloop Lag En suip mekaar In Dongguan se son Yskoue bier Hashers My bra Ons lewe is hier [Verse 2] Verkeersligte flits verby Ons jaag die trail Ons raak nooit lui Flour en kryt wys pad vir my Maar dis die bier wat roep Jy weet mos hoekom jy ry [Verse 1] Markstraat af Oor die brug Sweatspore trek soos ‘n wit klein rug Dongcheng se stegies Elke draai Ons soek net daai koel nat waai [Chorus] By die check is daar bier O ja Yskoud goud vir my en vir jou daar D.U.H.3 skree bo die geraas “Vat nog ‘n sluk Ons’s ver van die huis!” [Verse 2] Hare vleg wit papier Trail loop krom maar ons’s nog hier Guangdong se hitte druk jou plat Maar daai eerste sluk maak alles nat [Verse 1] Saterdag middag Hitte hang laag Hash-shirt nat Maar ons kla nie Ha Taxi’s toeter Scooters gly Ons jag die tekens Stad verby [Chorus] Dongguan son Laat hom skyn op ons D.U.H.3 Ons sing in koor se bons Lig jou blik Laat die skuim oorspoel Hashers is happy as die bier is koel [Verse 2] Hoë geboue kyk neer Maar op die stoep wag daar weer ‘n bier Traillooper glimlag skeef “Eers nog ‘n lus Dan hardloop ek weer” [Intro] [Skree-groep] “On-on!” [Verse 1] Fluit blaas skril Die pak gaan saam Dongcheng strate Ons vat daai baan Vullisdromme Mark se geur Hashers lag Dis lewe in kleur [Chorus] Laat die honde los by D.U.H.3 Ons jaag die trail en ons jaag nog ‘n bier Guangdong hitte Sweet teen my rug Maar ek hou my blik hoog Ek vat nog ‘n sluk (hey!) [Verse 2] Foot-on On-back Ons raai die spoor Weggeraak? Nog ‘n draai of twee Hoor Maar as die koel bokse eind’lik wink Weet jy dis tyd dat die dors moet sink [Verse 1] Stofpad deur ‘n fabriekserf Skoene swart Maar my hart is sterk Dongguan se lug is dik Maar my maat langs my hou dieselfde blik [Chorus] Hash in die hitte Drink in die son D.U.H.3 Ons hou so aan On-on Wanneer die sweet loop Koel ons keel Met nog ‘n rondte by die end van die trail [Verse 2] Chinese tekens Ek lees dit krom Maar daai koel kondens drup stadig om Ek hoor net lag en glas teen glas Dis hoe ek weet ek
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D.U.H.3 Hares Can’t Be Trusted
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We’re chasin’ down a trail through Dongcheng town Hare points left We all go down He swore it was “just one more street” Now we’re lost and low on beer and feet [Chorus] D.U.H.3 Can’t be trusted (hey!) Every “on-on” gets adjusted If the hare’s lips move They’re lyin’ But we’ll still keep runnin’ (and drinkin’) Yeah We’ll still keep runnin’ and laughin’ at the hare
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DUH3 Name That Hasher
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Lace up Drink up Meet the pack Don’t look back New face Red cheeks First trail Wobbly feet [Chorus] (D-U-H-3!) Dongcheng runnin’ Hashers laughin’ Circles hummin’ Raise that cup We’re almost there Name that hasher If you dare! [Verse 2] What’d they do? What’d they say? Tell the tale Make ‘em pay One loud story One big cheer New hash name lands right here [Chorus] (D-U-H-3!) Dongcheng runnin’ Hashers roarin’ Circle drummin’ Down that drink Then shout their name Welcome to the hash You’re fair game!
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Say It Proud D.H.H.3 Country
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Sunset shines on these city blocks Laces tight, yeah we’re talkin’ shop Friday buzz, we’re itchin’ to run Same old streets, brand‑new fun Neon signs and busted lanes Sidewalk jokes ’bout aches and pains We ain’t fast, but we sure show up Raise that cup, we’ll mess you up (with love) [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little silly with D.U.H.3 [Verse 2] Trail marks chalked on the alley wall Wrong turn, long cut, we take ’em all Some folks sprint, some walk and talk Every pace got a place in this flock Sweat and smiles at the final check Foam on the lips, hand on your neck Pat your back, say “you did just fine” Grab that brew, jump in the circle line (hey!) [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little silly with D.U.H.3 [Bridge] Some folks pray in steeples high We just laugh beneath this sky Mud on our shoes, hearts runnin’ free This crazy clan’s our family [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little rowdy with D.U.H.3 [Outro] Yeah, one more round for the Dongcheng crew D.U.H.3, we’re waitin’ on you (come on)
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Chill H3 with DGH3
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Slow jog Side streets Sweat beads Cheap cleats Shirts marked D U H 3 Chalk arrows We just follow free Late start No stress Dust roads Half-walk the rest South China sun on my neck Laugh off the wrong turn What’s next [Chorus] On on In the South China sun Hash is done But the night just begun Cold beer D.U.H.3 cheer Raise it up All my hashers right here On on Yeah we circle as one Stories run longer than the run Cold beer Friends held near This is home when we’re on on My dear (on on) [Verse 2] Circle up Loose ring New shoes Down-down We sing Old jokes Fresh names Silly charges Everybody to blame Sweat-dried trail dust Plastic chairs Shared trust Cool can First sip Whole week falling off my grip [Chorus] On on In the South China sun Hash is done But the night just begun Cold beer D.U.H.3 cheer Raise it up All my hashers right here On on Yeah we circle as one Stories run longer than the run Cold beer Friends held near This is home when we’re on on My dear (on on) [Bridge] From the alleys to the riverside From the hills back into the tide Every mark leads me back to this crew Back to late plates and a late-night brew From first shout to the last slurred song If you’re lost You were D.U.H.3 all along [Chorus] On on In the South China sun Hash is done But the night just begun Cold beer D.U.H.3 cheer Raise it up All my hashers right here On on Yeah we circle as one Stories run longer than the run Cold beer Friends held near On on On on We stay here (on on)
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Dongcheng Urban BritRock Run
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Mud on my shoes Cheap beer on my breath Dongguan alleys echo We’re chasing down the sweat Neon signs are crooked But the pack still finds the trail Laughing like we’re lost Too stubborn to fail [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Running through the concrete haze Guangdong hearts Dirty trainers We live for those off-trail days Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Shouting as the daylight goes If you’re looking for your people Follow where the chalk marks glow (hey!) [Verse 2] Short cuts turn to long cuts We’re wrong We love it wrong Hares are hiding smugly We stumble Still sing on Circle in a carpark Stories spinning Plastic cups Heroes in our work shirts Till someone calls us up (on-on!) [Bridge] On-on through the side streets On-on past the food stalls’ steam On-on Every bad week Burns off in this running dream (oh yeah) [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Running through the concrete haze Guangdong hearts Dirty trainers We live for those off-trail days Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Shouting as the daylight goes If you’re looking for your people Follow where the chalk marks glow (on-on!)
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Rowdy D.U.H.3 Roll Call
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Hashers Are you ready?! (hey!) D.U.H.3 in the house! (woo!) [Verse 1] Stumbling out the subway Trail dust on my face City sweat and traffic We still find our pace Follow chalk and laughter through an alley Through a park Hydrate at the on-in Yeah we’re thirsty after dark (chug, chug!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Dongcheng Urban Loud and free Raise that down-down high for me We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Rowdy Muddy Bad decision carriers D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Drink it down and let it be [Verse 2] Circle in the courtyard Smokers by the gate Virgins in the middle Yeah we’re chanting while they wait Sinners on the ice block Stories getting wild “Who peed in the wrong spot?” “Who ran like a child?” (shame!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Dongcheng Urban Loud and free Raise that down-down high for me We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Rowdy Muddy Bad decision carriers D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Drink it down and let it be [Bridge] Who’s the hare? (point and yell!) Who got lost? (you can tell!) Who wore way too much perfume? Send ‘em to the circle Make some room (hey!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Dongcheng Urban Loud and free Raise that down-down high for me We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Rowdy Muddy Bad decision carriers D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Drink it down for D.U.H.3!
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DUH3 Grunge Anthem
Tune: (courtesy of Anal Hygiene)
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Mud on my shoes Cheap beer on my breath Dongguan alleys echo We’re chasing down the sweat Neon signs are crooked But the pack still finds the trail Laughing like we’re lost Too stubborn to fail [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Running through the concrete haze Guangdong hearts Dirty trainers We live for those off-trail days Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Shouting as the daylight goes If you’re looking for your people Follow where the chalk marks glow (hey!) [Verse 2] Short cuts turn to long cuts We’re wrong We love it wrong Hares are hiding smugly We stumble Still sing on Circle in a carpark Stories spinning Plastic cups Heroes in our work shirts Till someone calls us up (on-on!) [Bridge] On-on through the side streets On-on past the food stalls’ steam On-on Every bad week Burns off in this running dream (oh yeah) [Chorus] Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Running through the concrete haze Guangdong hearts Dirty trainers We live for those off-trail days Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Shouting as the daylight goes If you’re looking for your people Follow where the chalk marks glow (on-on!)
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DUH3 Country
Tune: (courtesy of Anal Hygiene)
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[Verse 1] Sunset shines on these city blocks Laces tight, yeah we’re talkin’ shop Friday buzz, we’re itchin’ to run Same old streets, brand‑new fun Neon signs and busted lanes Sidewalk jokes ’bout aches and pains We ain’t fast, but we sure show up Raise that cup, we’ll mess you up (with love) [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little silly with D.U.H.3 [Verse 2] Trail marks chalked on the alley wall Wrong turn, long cut, we take ’em all Some folks sprint, some walk and talk Every pace got a place in this flock Sweat and smiles at the final check Foam on the lips, hand on your neck Pat your back, say “you did just fine” Grab that brew, jump in the circle line (hey!) [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little silly with D.U.H.3 [Bridge] Some folks pray in steeples high We just laugh beneath this sky Mud on our shoes, hearts runnin’ free This crazy clan’s our family [Chorus] We’re the Dongcheng Urban hash house harrier kennel D.U.H.3, say it proud, say it loud, sentimental Runnin’ for the beer and a story to tell Chasin’ bad days right outta this town, oh well If you’re lost, if you’re lonely, if you need a laugh or three Come on out and get a little rowdy with D.U.H.3 [Outro] Yeah, one more round for the Dongcheng crew D.U.H.3, we’re waitin’ on you (come on) 
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DUH3 Kennel Anthem
Tune: (courtesy of Anal Hygiene)
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Hashers Are you ready?! (hey!) D.U.H.3 in the house! (woo!) [Verse 1] Stumbling out the subway Trail dust on my face City sweat and traffic We still find our pace Follow chalk and laughter through an alley Through a park Hydrate at the on-in Yeah we’re thirsty after dark (chug, chug!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Dongcheng Urban Loud and free Raise that down-down high for me We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Rowdy Muddy Bad decision carriers D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Drink it down and let it be [Verse 2] Circle in the courtyard Smokers by the gate Virgins in the middle Yeah we’re chanting while they wait Sinners on the ice block Stories getting wild “Who peed in the wrong spot?” “Who ran like a child?” (shame!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Dongcheng Urban Loud and free Raise that down-down high for me We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Rowdy Muddy Bad decision carriers D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Drink it down and let it be [Bridge] Who’s the hare? (point and yell!) Who got lost? (you can tell!) Who wore way too much perfume? Send ‘em to the circle Make some room (hey!) [Chorus] D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Dongcheng Urban Loud and free Raise that down-down high for me We’re the Dongcheng Urban Hash House Harriers Rowdy Muddy Bad decision carriers D.U.H.3! (D! U! H! 3!) Drink it down for D.U.H.3! [Outro] [gang shout] Dongcheng Urban! (one more beer!) Hash House Harriers! (get ‘em here!) D! U! H! 3! (on-on!)
